How do you feel about misdirection jokes?

2022.01.19 05:34 xk543x How do you feel about misdirection jokes?

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2022.01.19 05:34 beccacrazykid2001 My spouse (21F) and I (20F) have been in a relationship for 2 years and she has never told me if I don't get pregnant she will leave till now. What should I do?

My spouse, we will call them "Kay", and I got into a rather emotional argument today. We had gotten on the topic of having children and I said I didn't know if I wanted to have any kids. For context we have been married for almost two years and Kay has never expressed that not having children is a deal breaker for them in all the time we have been together. Thus, you can imagine my heartbreak when Kay said "If you decided you didn't want to have children it would be a deal breaker. I would be so unhappy without children, so I would probably find someone who would actually want to build a family, and you could go find someone who doesn't want one." My jaw dropped, never have I ever been caught so off guard. Here I am two years into a marriage and being given an ultimatum. To clarify, any time we have mentioned the possibility of having children Kay has made it blatantly clear that I will be the one getting pregnant. Kay has always said they don't want to deal with bearing a child, so I would have to be the one to get pregnant. I feel so frustrated. I told Kay that it was unfair of her to give me an ultimatum about something only involving my body. I felt so betrayed but Kay argued that she doesn't see a point in staying in our marriage if we don't have a child, because that is something she has wanted her whole life. If we were talking about Kay getting pregnant I wouldn't have any arguments, but no. This was my body we were talking about, and as a barely 20 year old I barely know what I want yet in any place in life. I told her marriage should be about your love for the other person, not something like what you expect them to do with their body. As our argument continued Kay started to take back her statement, changing from saying she would leave me to saying "you know I would never leave you" and "I would still stay with you" and "you know I love you." I am so confused. Every time I asked to her explain why she was going back on what she was saying, she would get frustrated and just try to end the conversation. I am sitting here feeling so betrayed and confused. I don't know what is true, and now feel this overwhelming pressure. Kay and I had previously agreed that I didn't have to even think about possibly having a child till at least 25, but now I feel like if I turn 25 and say I'm not ready or don't want to, kay will leave me. what should I do?
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2022.01.19 05:34 contantofaz Why will Russia never be happy with what is happening in Ukraine?

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2022.01.19 05:34 denkthomas I made a render of a Klombo last night and wanted to share!

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2022.01.19 05:34 Kailamn Bride Hidden In Anime?

WITHOUT SPOILING ANYTHING…is the winner hinted at within the first two seasons of the anime at all? Meaning, if I were to re-watch closely, are there clues that help indicate who the winner is?
Im watching the anime, haven’t read the manga, and think I’m going to wait for the movie for the reveal (as opposed to finishing the manga instead), but was wondering if a close re-watch might leave some breadcrumbs to pick up on. I FEEL like I know who wins, but maybe I’m just creating crazy conspiracy theories in my head and there’s no hints at all in those first two seasons.
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